urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bacon_inthesoap Zim Zim 2007-04-29T18:53:15Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bacon_inthesoap:534 2007-04-17T20:20:05Z 2007-04-29T18:53:15Z <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><b>Day Three</b><br /><small><b>Your Name</b>:</small> ZIIIIIIIM!<br /><small><b>Suicidal Ideation</b>:</small> 0!<br /><small><b>Homicidal Ideation</b>:</small> 0!<br /><small><b>Amount of Sleep Last Night</b>:</small> 213455265132542 HOURS MORE THAN YOU CAN COMPREHEND!<br /><small><b>Any Lucid of Vivid Dreams? Explain.</b>:</small> WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU?!<br /><small><b>Moods Experienced Today</b>:</small> YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MY EMOTIONS, THEY ARE <i>EVOLUTIONARY!</i>!!!<br /><small><b>Mood Triggers</b>:</small> HMPH!<br /><small><b>Significant Thoughts of the Day</b>:</small> HUMANS ARE FOOOOOOLS!<br /><small><b>Favorite Time of Day and Why</b>:</small> THERE WAS NO FAVOURITE TIME OF THE DAY! MY TALLEST WERE NOT HERE, AND THSU IT WAS TERRIBLE!<br /><small><b>Least Favorite Time of Day and Why</b>:</small> ALL OF IT!<br /><small><b>How You Are Enjoying Your Therapy</b>:</small> THERAPY IS TOO SIMPLE FOR MY SUPER-ALIEN-WORTHY MIND!<br /><small><b>Noticable Improvements</b>:</small> ZIM CANNOT MAKE IMPROVEMENTS! HE IS ALREADY PERFECT!<br /><br /><b>Day Four</b><br /><small><b>Your Name</b>:</small> <font size="20">I AM <b>ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!</b></font><br /><small><b>Suicidal Ideation</b>:</small> I HAVE NO NEED FOR SUCH URGES!<br /><small><b>Homicidal Ideation</b>:</small> ONLY FOOLS WOULD HAVE A NUMBER OVER 0!<br /><small><b>Amount of Sleep Last Night</b>:</small> 4 HOURS ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR AN EVOLUTIONARY BEING!<br /><small><b>Any Lucid of Vivid Dreams? Explain.</b>:</small> US SUPERIORS DO NOT HAVE YOUR REM DREAMS!<br /><small><b>Moods Experienced Today</b>:</small> <font size="20">LOUD</font> and SUPERIOR!!!<br /><small><b>Mood Triggers</b>:</small> ALL OF YOU TINY INSIGNIFICANT BEINGS!<br /><small><b>Significant Thoughts of the Day</b>:</small> YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY PRESENCE!!!!!<br /><small><b>Favorite Time of Day and Why</b>:</small> FREE TIME, FOR I AM LEFT TO BASK IN MY AWESOME, AMAZING GLORY!<br /><small><b>Least Favorite Time of Day and Why</b>:</small> GROUP THERAPY, FOR I AM STUCK WITH THESE DISGUSTING GARGANTUAN-HEAD-MONKEYS!<br /><small><b>How You Are Enjoying Your Therapy</b>:</small> MY THERAPIST IS STUPID!<br /><small><b>Noticable Improvements</b>:</small> ZIM CANNOT POSSIBLY IMPROVE!<br /><br /><b>Day Five</b><br /><small><b>Your Name</b>:</small> ZIIIIIIIIM!<br /><small><b>Suicidal Ideation</b>:</small> REJECTED!<br /><small><b>Homicidal Ideation</b>:</small> REJECTED!<br /><small><b>Amount of Sleep Last Night</b>:</small> ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN ME LIKE THE IRON MAN I AM!<br /><small><b>Any Lucid of Vivid Dreams? Explain.</b>:</small> THE EVOLUTIONARY CLAN HAS NO DREAMS!<br /><small><b>Moods Experienced Today</b>:</small> ANNOYANCE, RAGE, DISGUST!<br /><small><b>Mood Triggers</b>:</small> THE DOUBLE-GENDERED <i>TTTTTHHHHINGY</i>, THE STUPID ARTIFICIAL DOCTOR, AND STUPID!<br /><small><b>Significant Thoughts of the Day</b>:</small> ALL OF YOU ARE STUPPPPPPPID!<br /><small><b>Favorite Time of Day and Why</b>:</small> EVERYTHING IS THE SAME HERE, ALL <i>HORRIBLE!</i><br /><small><b>Least Favorite Time of Day and Why</b>:</small> ZIM DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF!<br /><small><b>How You Are Enjoying Your Therapy</b>:</small> MY THERAPIST HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DUBBED "STUPID!"<br /><small><b>Noticable Improvements</b>:</small><a name='cutid1-end'></a>